‘Christmas Pie, Christmas Pie,
Meat Filled all the way.
Oh what fun it is to have the gravy on my face.’
‘Christmas Pie, Christmas Pie,
Pastry golden brown.
Oh the taste of a brown sauce squirt is by far the best around.’
I was going to apologise for going all festive on you but in reality I’m really chuffed with that. Hello my fellow pie connoisseurs and welcome to another entry into the best football based pie site around. As Christmas comes closer shops across the country are stocking those most festive of treats, mince pie’s, and I am not excited in the slightest. But you’re the Pieman, Mr. Pie, Sir Meat Filled of The Pastry Roundtable, yes these are all true but I have never been partial to a mince pie or the candied peel nature of Christmas desserts. However, this year in the spirit of this here misadventure I am pleased to announce that I now think mince pies are….alright. I still think they have the distinct aftertaste of ear wax but I can munch my way through one in a social surrounding without looking ungrateful at what has been put before me.
Anyway back to the proper stuff and the journey of Meat Filled Pastries’ rolls on to Largs, home of ice cream and Vikings (apparently).
So without much further ado, let’s rate some pie!
Where: Barrfields Park, Largs Thistle v Pollok, West Superleague Premier Division
Price: £1. Amongst the cheapest pies that we have come across on our journey so far.
Presentation: Today’s presentation will be presented in the form of a riddle. It is not as black as night, and neither generous or stingy. I’m not going to give you the answer if you have read enough of these by now you know what I’m getting at.
Meatiness: Unless my taste buds were deceiving me this was not your standard mutton pie. It was a tad disconcerting at first, and to fully get my taste buds around it I required another couple of bites but the filling inside was strong in it’s taste of lamb. There was no taste of pepper in this pie which I think only helped to heighten my initial confusion. After my taste investigations I would say this was a really well seasoned lamb mince pie as opposed to a standard mutton scotch pie. Now with this confusion firmly put to one side I could focus on the other elements for consideration. It was well filled if not a tad uneven, the meat inside had a nice bite that held well but for some reason I felt a slight film of grease forming each time I moved the pastry away. On appearances this was by no means a greasy pie but I wonder if the lack of pepper I usually find in the scotch variety was causing confusion in my pallet. It was certainly tasty but definitely not what I was expecting.
Pastry: This was a crisp golden pastry with a lovely buttery flavour, however it was so crisp that it caused me to roll my tongue around my teeth to check for chips when biting down. In fact, the crucial ‘one bite expose’ you see above had to be doctored a bit as on first bite all I was provided with was a shard of pastry. The pastry though was definitely one of the better efforts I have come across but be warned that your first bite should be taken with caution in mind.
Overall: Disconcertion’s aside this was a tasty pie and as it came in at only a quid it was certainly worth the money paid. The pastry was a little too crisp, it would have been better without the faint hint of grease that accompanied every bite and or my taste an extra peppery kick would have been nice. However there was a good splodge of brown sauce available to provide that flavour boost. Everything tasted good but could have been made even better.
Gravy Factor: Made not with gravy granules, but one of those fancy stock pots. A different take on your standard gravy.
Another pie down, another 10 minutes on the treadmill added to the routine. The plan is to visit next one of the most recognisable names in junior football Auchinleck Talbot but that involves some serious negotiations when I get back into work that I reckon will be doomed to failure. I think we can all agree that Saturday afternoon’s should be spent with pie in hand, scarf round the neck, watching 22 men kick about a synthetic leather sphere especially when you run a site based on the consumption of these meat filled beauts.
However until next time, whenever will that be, go forth and eat pie!
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